Pukka Poetry

jamie
June 19th, 2013
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Sainsbury's | Hampton | UK

Jamie Oliver
Has certainly shifted
A few more books than me.
And…
It’s just possible
That he may even be
A better cook.
But I can still dream of celebrity.
And while the Jones brand
Would undoubtably benefit
From some additional investment
It’s nothing a last minute sponsorship deal
With a rival supermarket chain
Couldn’t put right.

Afterall…
When it comes to paying the mortgage
Every little helps…

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